Things On My Wall: All I Need To Know In Life...

My mom found this poster at a garage sale awhile back, and it hung on my basement wall for years before I moved to Columbus. It now resides on my dorm wall above my desk, placed so that I can look at it every day. 

Here is what it says: 


"All I need to know in life I learned from a cow."

• Wake up in a happy mooo-d. 
• Don't cry over spilled milk.
• When chewing your cud, remember: there's no fat, no calories, no cholesterol and no taste. 
• The grass is greener on the other side of the fence.
• Turn the udder cheek and mooo-ve on. 
• Seize every opportunity and milk it for all it's worth. 
• It's better to be seen and not herd. 
• Honor thy fodder and thy mother and all your udder relatives.
• Never take any bull from anybody. 
• Always let them know who's the bossy. 
• Stepping on cowpies brings good luck. 
• Black and white is always an appropriate fashion statement. (So is brown and white!)
• Don't forget to cow-nt your blessings every day. 

Words to live by, indeed.